people that don’t know the piano notes must be so confused
son sit down with ur sense of music superiority literally everyone gets the joke
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
fuck you mom and dad and your rules im moving out *shuffles away*
*sees a new character that is attractive*
Spider-man and Deadpool at Birmingham Comic Con
things get heated between the canadians and the americans
*ANGRY CANADIAN NOISES*
So throwing away that plastic milk carton is less wasteful than the milk bag? I’m Canadian and I don’t have bagged milk… What is this lie!?